The Tale of the Trans-whatever

swanblood:

This is something I noticed for some time, and, it’s really started to annoy me and I want to call it out. But, I’m not trans*, so, if this is not my place in some way, or I get something wrong, please, let me know!

I am just very tired of people arguing against otherkin with…

Great googly moogly.

Great googly moogly.

RP Anyone?

loki-laufeysson:

If you wish to do a lit rp with me, please like. I realized I haven’t really done any with Loki before and would like to start.

I do:
Fluff
Angst
Romance
Smut
Battle
Horror

I pretty much pair Loki with anyone, especially Thor and Tony.~

I usually rp with my own characters, but ~Loki~ XD

Tom Hiddleston for the next Doctor in Doctor Who!!!

scarbunkle:

Well, really just the first bit there.

You see, I don’t like role models. I don’t believe in ‘em. People aren’t heroes, and ain’t nobody perfect. You get a role model, you’ve got to watch them, all the time. Because they have the tendency to be human beings when your back is…

This is why I have multiple “role models” and take the best from each… Or try. I am human (or some equivalent).

hiddenjumprope:

likesdinos:

lord-gay-porn:

chineseelectricbatman:

julianmincepie:

marazione:

snazzy-lemon:

airinn:

monsieurpaprika:

samusmaximus:

elysethekraken:

elysethekraken’s name means: 1) To be wildly popular! 2) Tells bad jokes.

samusmaximus’s name means: 1) Annoying 2) Owns a large collection of shota.


monsieurpaprika’s name means: 1) To watch porn all day. 2) Yaranaika?

THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE RESULT IVE EVER GOTTEN ON THE INTERNET EVER I WISH I WERE JOKING

Airinn’s name means: 1) Tells bad jokes. 2) To gain a harem.

Snazzy-Lemon’s name means: 1) A special kind of hipster. 2) Shotacon.

marazione’s name means: 1) Constantly procrastinating. 2) Suffering.

julianmincepie’s name means: 1) To put on panties. 2) Skilled at ●●●

close enough?

chineseelectricbatman’s name means: 1) Worth no more than trash. 2) To evolve into your final form.

p33p’s name means: 1) Likes homo. 2) (*´Д`)haa haa

well then

lord-gay-porn’s name means: 1) To transform into a hentai. 2) To stick something up your butt.

(◉)

likesdinos’s name means: 1) A dangerous person… 2) To let your imagination run wild. … bascially

hiddenjumprope’s name means: 1) A failure of a human. 2) To have a secret power.

……geee thanks?

1) Very lewd. 2) A high-quality product.

Er, what? … So… Am I like an escort or something…?

ask-laufeyson-loki:

So, Anon asked about my taste of music. I still prefer traditional viking music, but by the lack of it I’d settle for germanic medieval ministrels like Faun. Polish ones like Warsaw Village Band are good to, but I have to admit that  Týr is the most soothing to my ears…they bring me back to time when Midgardians feared us, the almighty gods!
Týr even has this lovely song about me

and please…no dubstep. just…no.

Y U NO DUBSTEP?

sourcedumal:

xerovision:

I WANT THEM

Dear future boyfriend: Wear these. Often.

hiddenjumprope:

veganemelda:

FIXED IT.

WOOOOOOW can’t believe that was an actual graphic.

hiddenjumprope:

veganemelda:

FIXED IT.

WOOOOOOW can’t believe that was an actual graphic.

Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

gettbentt:

randomostrichchocolates:

4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

So close to 6